Little Pirate

I don't want to take a bath and scrub my face and wash my feet.
I'm a pirate on the ocean, and a pirate can't be neat.
They don't worry if they're dirty, they don't have to wash their hair.
Other people think it's yucky, but a pirate doesn't care.

I need grungy fingernails
To look like a pirate, to look like a pirate
And holes in my underwear,
And rips in my jacket and mud on my pants

I like looking horrible.
I like looking scary.
I wanna be grimy I wanna be slimy
I wanna be muddy I wanna be cruddy
So throw out the soap!

Come along my little man and listen now to what I say:
Even pirates need a bath to wash the dirt and grime away.
Climb into the tub my boy, pretend that it's a pirate ship.
Make believe you're on the ocean going on a sailing trip.

A bath's good for everyone,
And even a pirate, yes even a pirate
A bath's fun for everyone,
The rubbing and scrubbing and bubbles and suds.

You wash all the dirt away,You feel fresh all over,
And cleaning the jelly from off of your belly
And washing your ears till the dirt disappears
Hooray for the soap!

First mate!
Ahoy!
Set sail!
Aye-aye, captain!
Raise the Jolly Roger!...
Yo-ho-ho!

A bath's good for everyone,
And even a pirate, yes even a pirate
A bath's fun for everyone,
The rubbing and scrubbing and bubbles and suds.

You wash all the dirt away,You feel fresh all over,
You'll never look crummy from washing your tummy
And soaking and scrubbing and rub-a-dub-dubbing
And cleaning the jelly from off of your belly
And washing your ears till the dirt disappears
Hooray for the soap!

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